We’re back once again to bring you our top five memes, this time for Grand Theft Auto IV. If you’ve somehow missed this game then you should be ashamed of yourself – go grab a copy right now to catch up before the release of Grand Theft Auto V next month.
5. The secret to a successful business
After such a massacre Niko must be exhausted and could probably do with a snack. How could the hot dog man turn down a potential sale? He probably didn’t like his regular customers anyway.
4. Niko took ‘blind date’ too literally
“Yes Michelle I particularly enjoyed the cruise over that busy pedestrian walkway, the screams brought tears of joy to my eyes.” Forget boring art museums, I’m sure the police forensics experts will highly approve of Niko’s latest masterpiece.
3. An RPG with a leash can be fatal
This is one of those logic errors that developers just ignore and hope you don’t notice. If they also added penalties for jumping red lights you may as well just go and play Train Simulator instead.
2. A lawyer’s dream, car respraying
Being a cop in GTA IV is tough if you’ve got an arrest quota to meet: “That guy just bumped into my squad car. Open fire and don’t f**cking stop until he’s dead!” However, being a paramedic sounds like it’s much more fun: “Somebody is hurt! Better drive over there quickly, sod the pedestrians.”
1. “Cousin, let’s go bowling!”
It sounds like a great idea when you first play GTA IV that your cousin will call you up to go bowling, for drinks, or see a comedy show. The problem is the calls never stop and it’s not possible to turn your phone off… it gets to a point when the only bowling Niko should be doing is with Roman’s head.
