“One dizzle during tha beginnin of 2013, we came across a funky-ass book called 1001 Video Game Yo Ass Must Play Before Yo Ass Die by Tony Mott fo’ realz. And we thought ta ourselves, wouldn’t it be kind of def if we tried ta do just that?” This is what the description of 1001-Up.com would look like if we used Gizoogle!
Fo’ all y’all biatches who wanna find shiznit, Gizoogle is the search engine for you. Simply paste a URL into the search field and you’ll be presented with the ‘street’ version of that page: Wikipedia becomes Wikipizzle, Microsoft becomes Microsizzles, and WordPress becomes… well, even more cool than it already is.
Take a look below at our descriptions on our Gizoogle-fied Bout page. Although Phil doesn’t need any pimpin’, because he’s gangsta enough already as it is. Peace!
Fo’ shizzle my nizzle!
KIM (KIMMY): “But why?”
Kim is tha sort of thug who’s always askin ‘why’ n’ likes ta git ta tha bottom of thangs (even when tha answer is pretty obvious). Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Biatch loves a phat adventure, RPG or – mainly cuz her hand-to-eye coordination isn’t dat pimped out – a lil’ bit of button-mashin also.
PHIL (P-DIDDY): “If we was squirrels would you like to peep mah nuts?”
Far from bein a hot-shot hip-hop star, Phil be a single white bloke whoz ass can’t rap fo’ shiznit yo. Dude can probably be found either practisin his chat-up lines (the above is one of his mo’ betta ones) or checkin up tha sickest fuckin PC releases.
CRAIG (W1NGMAN): “Can I wear the Bathustla mask?”
Craig is tha only gangmember of tha crew wit a real thang – dat is, one not up in tha IT industry – n’ da perved-out muthafucka serves up capable wingman skillz ta Phil when up on tha town. I aint talkin’ bout chicken n’ gravy biatch. While da thug wouldn’t look phat up in spandex, he likes wrestlin n’ action games.
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